Comments on: Wayward asses and other lost body parts http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/ The tween site for adults Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:41:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: chris/formerlyfun http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-395 chris/formerlyfun Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:01:04 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-395 Happy New Year from one formerly to another. Happy New Year from one formerly to another.

]]> By: maryn http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-394 maryn Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:23:17 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-394 Alan B is my new hero. Alan B is my new hero.

]]> By: alanb http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-392 alanb Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:13:38 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-392 Breasts that have, as you say, "moved south over the years" are no less entrancing for their peregrinations. Gravitational compliance over time is a touchstone of "natural" beauty... this truism holds for both anterior and posterior appendages... Breasts that have, as you say, “moved south over the years” are no less entrancing for their peregrinations. Gravitational compliance over time is a touchstone of “natural” beauty… this truism holds for both anterior and posterior appendages…

]]> By: Amy http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-391 Amy Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:07:58 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-391 I think we need to be careful here to differentiate between asses that are having boundary issues, and asses that are missing. My father, known widely as No-Ass Redfield, suffers from this ass-less condition, and has been a laughing stock all his life (ok, all my life) for putting a towel on his bicycle seat, having his jeans look funny, etc. and etc. I think we need to be careful here to differentiate between asses that are having boundary issues, and asses that are missing. My father, known widely as No-Ass Redfield, suffers from this ass-less condition, and has been a laughing stock all his life (ok, all my life) for putting a towel on his bicycle seat, having his jeans look funny, etc. and etc.

]]> By: Melissa http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-390 Melissa Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:56:22 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-390 I suffer from the opposite affliction, I've never been in fear of losing any of my substantial ass -- but it's good to know that someday I might actually miss it and appreciate all the rousing renditions of "Baby Got Back" sung to me in parking lots; men stopping me on the street to discuss my "hip hop booty" until I felt the need to back away from them and, now that I'm past 35, the body part that seems to need more support than my upper half. But after reading these longing letters to butts past, I have a new appreciation for my ass's ability to open doors, support small children, and hold my pants up without ever needing a belt. Thanks, ladies, for giving me a new appreciation for the part that I've always tried to hide -- I'm off to don my tightest jeans and take the cheeks out for a spin! I suffer from the opposite affliction, I’ve never been in fear of losing any of my substantial ass — but it’s good to know that someday I might actually miss it and appreciate all the rousing renditions of “Baby Got Back” sung to me in parking lots; men stopping me on the street to discuss my “hip hop booty” until I felt the need to back away from them and, now that I’m past 35, the body part that seems to need more support than my upper half.

But after reading these longing letters to butts past, I have a new appreciation for my ass’s ability to open doors, support small children, and hold my pants up without ever needing a belt. Thanks, ladies, for giving me a new appreciation for the part that I’ve always tried to hide — I’m off to don my tightest jeans and take the cheeks out for a spin!

]]> By: Daniela Domenici http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-389 Daniela Domenici Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:53:42 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-389 Steph, you are great...:-) your ironic description of the secession of your butt from you is simply wonderful, I haven't got this problem notwithstanding my three children but I can imagine how you and your friend Gina feel about it...:-) an enormous CHOCOKISS to you and Gina :-) from Sicily Steph, you are great…:-) your ironic description of the secession of your butt from you is simply wonderful, I haven’t got this problem notwithstanding my three children but I can imagine how you and your friend Gina feel about it…:-) an enormous CHOCOKISS to you and Gina :-) from Sicily

]]> By: maryn http://www.formerlyhot.com/2008/12/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/comment-page-1/#comment-388 maryn Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:46:20 +0000 http://www.formerlyhot.com/index.php/2008/12/30/wayward-asses-and-other-lost-body-parts/#comment-388 I plan to hold a memorial service for mine. I'm thinking of burning my Cosabellas* and tossing the ashes to the wind. And because I believe my butt has gone to a happy place where it no longer needs to count calories, I will drink something fattening in salute. (*I like Hanky Pankys better anyway.) I plan to hold a memorial service for mine. I’m thinking of burning my Cosabellas* and tossing the ashes to the wind. And because I believe my butt has gone to a happy place where it no longer needs to count calories, I will drink something fattening in salute.
(*I like Hanky Pankys better anyway.)

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