Hi, folks, Formerlies usually know that they’re Formerlies and understand this blog right away. But occasionally someone will ask, “Steph, just how do you know if you’re a Formerly?”
AMY WROTE: Not being robustly endowed, [my breasts] didn’t attract a lot of attention, but were, you know, appreciated. Now, the only people who are interested in them are the mammogram women. You know, the cute, perky, super happy blond radiologist who sweetly and cutely smooshes my boob down till it’s thinner than a good diner pancake. And says, “Oh, we have dense breasts, don’t we? We’ll have to do three images. Of each.” Yes, that’s right. Six smooshings. Six pancake pictures.
NATALIE WROTE: As I looked around the room of mostly young women chatting with each other I automatically considered myself to be similar to them..until it occurred to me that my 3-and-a-half year old daughter is closer in age to them than I am!! Oh the humanity! The horror!.. The resignation..