AMY WROTE: At the doctor today I got the usual question: Are you a smoker? And I was hit by a blinding realization it has been YEARS since the natural follow-up question has been asked: Do you use recreational drugs. Yeah, I may be a bit of a freak in that I’ve never tried, but still, I’m not even worthy of being asked? “Oh her? She’s too tame/boring/staid to even think of drugs. Not worth wasting the time with that one.” Hmph. Maybe it’s time for my first tattoo.