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September 2009

For what it's worth

LAURA WROTE: I went out to a bar with my single girlfriends. I am 38 and I got hit on by a 23 yr old who wanted to take me home – which made my night – UNTIL…as I was leaving, I saw him riding away ON A BIKE!!!!!

What's in a shoe?

Well, most often a foot, and in lore an old lady who had so many children she didn’t know what to do. But I’m kicking it up a notch. The above is what I finally, FINALLY put up for sale… Continue Reading →

So much for that idea

As a woman who has had lifelong body image issues (i.e., as a woman who is not simply a free-floating head),  I’ve occasionally joked that a burqa is always an option if I’m feeling fed up with the whole external… Continue Reading →

Tired is the new black

Come to think of it, saying anything is “the new black” is downright tired, isn’t it? But nothing more original is springing to mind.

Damned if they do, damned if they don't

So apparently Demi Moore, 47 in November, has denied in French Marie Claire she’s had any plastic surgery at all to look as she does–which is to say, fantastic and no more than 30. According to the Daily Mail, this… Continue Reading →

A cougar? Not me. Ow.

I’ve not taken an official stance on the term cougar and all that it signifies, because what it signifies has been rather shape-shifty. Also, I’m married, so I haven’t had occasion to be personally offended by this particular slur. For… Continue Reading →