Stumbled upon this. Hilarious.
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The tween site for adults
Less is less
KELLY WROTE: Am I the only one out here that has to spend three times longer applying twice as much stuff to look half as I good way back when?
Kiss my mature ass
JESSICA WROTE: In our meeting he told me I looked older, he attempted to redeem himself by saying, "I mean more mature." Ouch.
Dame in distress
CYNTHIA WROTE: I used to be able to count on manly types stopping to assist when auto failure haunted my travels....A recent breakdown found not a soul willing to offer a jump-start, and I knew I'd "crossed over."
The old math
BROOKE WROTE: Did some math today. This year's incoming college freshman were born in 1991. I wept very salty old lady tears.
Forever 35
THE MIDLIFE GALS WROTE: I have decided to be 35. I am going to skip past the notion that 50 is the new forty and go down to the 30's. It just sounds better and feels better too.
Life is good
LEABRAUSUB WROTE: Hard to pick a "formerly" anything b/c I feel so good now...Just never knew 50 could be so good.
Waxing Formerly
NFA WROTE: I ran out of strips to do my home waxing in the middle of a wax, so I bought another kit. My kids were out on Sunday morning, so I managed to wax the back of one of the unfinished legs. Then they came home, and I couldn't get to the back of the other one. And I'm still walking around with a partially hairy leg.
The naked truth
ALEX WROTE: ...looking SO old and SO bad, that ME, naked under a nightgown, smacks of Granny Clampett. In.the.flesh. Yup, see'em and weep.
Somewhat stuck
CABERNET WROTE: I haven't had sex since Bush was in office - the son, not the father, I'm not that pathetic yet! Nor do I have the desire to be around a man long enough to have the opportunity. Unfortunately, I am not a lesbian either... believe me, I contemplated it!
Formerly frustrated
FIONA1STHARP WROTE: I am no longer dealing with people on government $ who won't listen and continue to have babies they don't want and work for a non-profit where people have to EARN their benefits.
this is funny lol thanks for sharing