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That “skinny jeans” are only skinny if you’re skinny

That any jacket can be a fitted jacket, if you’ve put on enough weight

That I am not, nor was I ever, skinny

If I am ever skinny in the future, I won’t want to be, because it will probably be indicative of illness.

Grinding noises in appliances are never good.

That I will always be at least three New Yorkers behind in my reading.

Guns do, in fact, kill people, especially when people are allowed to use them.

That Heidi Montag is an idiot. With huge breasts.

There are plenty of things that are worth doing that aren’t, in fact, hard.

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