I’m a little older than you, old enough to have eschewed bras for a bit, but not old enough to have burned any. The notion that you might want to hide your nipples, and not be compensated by the comfort of any support for your breasts, seems really peculiar to me.

Recently my elder daughter told me that no one has pubic hair any more and I wonder if this is part of the same thing.

Barbie had no nipples.

I bought them at the International Beauty Show, a money pit for unsuspecting chicks like me that believe industry events are really where outsiders like me can get the real stuff that works. I’m saving them for the summer and the days when my breasts don’t remind me of sacks of wet sand.