Comments on: Says it all and more

By: Marcy

Marcy — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:05:06 +0000

*Is wearing jeans pulled up over belly button to contain “muffin top” from spilling over

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:42:25 +0000

Formerlyhad a jaw line.
Is wondering if she could blame disappearing jaw line on gravity and aging rather than obvious weight gain to her friends without them raising their eyebrows.

By: Carey

Carey — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:17:23 +0000

Mine are:
*Secretly loves playing with blocks and watching Olivia
*Didn’t learn to ride a bike until she was 18
*Contemplating NOT covering the white hairs swimming among her dark brown locks.
*Wants to wear resort collections year around.

Great post!

By: Libby

Libby — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:54:13 +0000

Secretly knows there isn’t a pair of Spanx in the WORLD that would hold in this Buddha-Belly!

By: IDontLiveInManhattan

IDontLiveInManhattan — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 07:27:05 +0000

(Sorry, this isn’t about the blurb thingies, but there is no where else to post it.)

Ms. Formerly says:

“I had crossed a line into strange, uncharted life territory, one in which I no longer felt like me. I joked to friends that I was “formerly hot,” and clearly I struck a nerve. There are many women like me, bitchslapped into a new category of person: adult “tweens,” not quite middle-aged, but no longer our reckless, restless, gravity-defying selves.”

Ms. Formerly states she is 43. Since when is 43 not middle-aged? 43 is halfway to 86. What age do you think someone becomes middle-aged?

By: Sonia

Sonia — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:36:54 +0000

* Is wondering whether her bangs make her look heavy.
* Is wondering if she is really just heavy?
* Just nearly died trying to swim 2 laps in pool.
*Must be ‘cuz she’s heavy.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:10:32 +0000

* Knows the shirt she’s wearing is unflattering and secretly hopes nobody asks when the baby is due because she’s not pregnant.

This post cracked me up! I want everyone to have a chyron so I will know what’s up and I won’t have to make them up. Thanks for the gigles! Oh and I’m sharing you with my blog buddies. Hope you don’t mind.

By: LaraChick

LaraChick — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:27:53 +0000

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By: Eileen

Eileen — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:51:06 +0000

>> Is lamenting purchase of exercise ball chair for desk as she moves to kitchen table to work.
>> Knows she has half her lunch stuck in her teeth but doesn’t feel like dealing with it. (Might make for good snack later!)
>> Is thrilled she just finished today’s project so she can get back to reading Little Bee.
>> Knows she looks young but is still not happy about aging.
>> Thinks her laryngitis makes her sound like Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business.