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This book reviewer on Good Morning San Diego recommends MFHL for anyone over 35. Kinda like a mammogram, except funnier. It’s the last book she reviews–see it on the bottom of the pile?–toward the end of the clip.

What us Formerlies still call WPIX!

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I couldn’t have been more lucky with these–Meredith and then later Kathie Lee and Hoda really got the book and how it’s a conversation starter. In case you missed the spots, you can see them HERE. (Meredith comes first and then it goes into the second segment.)

Much has been written about how the US is being outpaced by China and India when it comes to graduating engineers who will lead the world in important scientific and technological breakthroughs. Naturally, the President is concerned, as are legislators who predict that because we’re net importers of technology and not taking science and math education seriously enough, that our kiddies will have a lower standard of living than us and we’ll be forever dependent on foreign oil for energy.

Blah blah blah. All true.

But more to the point, who will make more and better makeup for the nation’s Formerlies, an increasingly pressing concern with each passing day? That’s what I want to know. Now that we (and by we, I mean I) need more and more makeup to look like we once did when we weren’t wearing any makeup, this issue is one that I feel I must take a stand on.

I am standing as I write this. It’s not so comfortable. I’m going to sit. But I still mean it.

Hopefully the above video for My Formerly Hot Life (40 days until it’s released!) will inspire action on the part of our nation’s leaders, who will better fund science education in our schools, and incentivize our children to seize the helm of nanoparticle technology research and uncover new and innovative ways in which to restore collagen elasticity to the faces of Formerlies everywhere, not to mention come up with cool new colors that bring out one’s eyes, drawing attention away from one’s nasal labial folds.

Are you with me? If so, please post and forward the video.

For some reason I forgot to post this! Feel free to forward, post on Facebook or anywhere except the porn sites. Oh, wait…porn lovers buy books too. OK, then.

It doesn’t normally look this way because I normally hold it in! I have spent my entire life holding it in, but for you, I let it all out. No pointing and laughing.

I will say that this was just after lunch. First thing in the a.m., I don’t look quite this pregs.

Please forward and embed and go nuts if you like it.

A clip from me on yourtotalhealth.com