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My butt has a mind of its own

Yesterday my friend accidentally “butt-friended” her ex on Facebook. She’d been checking out his page–purely to reassure herself that he’d gotten exponentially less attractive over time while she has become lovelier with each setting of the sun–then stuck her phone… Continue Reading →

Please hold for your butt

The little red light was blinking on my answering machine when I got home the other night. It was flickering out of control, indicating that there were dozens of messages. Usually there are no more than two or three, for… Continue Reading →

Does your ass need a bra?

Mine does, all of a sudden, at age 41. Not that it was so high and mighty to begin with, but at least until recently there was no overhang. In fact, my butt was one of the few body parts… Continue Reading →