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My stiff upper lip

Today my darling six-year-old daughter Sasha informed me that I have a girlstache. Avid Formerly Hot readers (and there are, like, 11 of you) know that this is not the first time one of my daughters has pointed out one… Continue Reading →

Necessity is a mother&^*&

That’s no typo. Necessity is, of course, the mother of invention (Plato, if you’re curious), but  necessity itself is a mother&^*%. I’m sick of needing things I didn’t need before, in my former life as an energetic, in-the-know, relevant young… Continue Reading →