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It's just wrong

You can’t barge into the bathroom when I’m getting ready to take a shower–my first 10 minutes to myself in 18 hours–and then scream, “Eeew, big, white naked mommy!!!!” at the top of your lungs. You can barge in, and… Continue Reading →

Gray is the new black (and white)

The year was 1994. The OJ trial was in its full, divisive swing; Kurt Cobain killed himself, leaving daughter Frances Bean to be raised by Mom of the Year front runner Courtney Love, and yes, Ace of Base inexplicably held… Continue Reading →

Formerly Monica

My coworker came into my office and asked if I’d related in any way to Ashley Dupré, the prostitute on the receiving end of former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s amorous attentions. “It’s OK. You’re among friends,” she said. It… Continue Reading →