Pre-caffeination, anyone?
Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that’s rigged to an IV coffee drip, so that 20 minutes before your actual wake up time, a slow stream of stimulant begins to tick its way through your bloodstream up to your brain. When the alarm actually goes off, you’ll be capable of rising out of bed, putting your feet in the ground, and ambling into the kitchen to make a real pot of coffee.
This morning I somehow got some clothing on my body and made sure my six-year-olds didn’t dress for school like Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby (what is UP with the tights-with-shorts thing for first graders??). (more…)
