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I killed chivalry

This morning, this guy got up and offered me his seat on the subway. That never happens. Truly, never. When I was pregnant with my twins, I remember having to foist my Bosu-ball sized belly into the face of the… Continue Reading →

Your mama don't breakdance

There are days when you forget you’re a Formerly, and then–wham!–out of nowhere, someone breakdances into your life to remind you. I was on the northbound B train this evening, on my way from work to meet up with my… Continue Reading →

A quarter to invisible

There’s a period of time in a woman’s life in which she’s no longer objectively hot (definition: some people, mostly those who already love you, as well as guys who sit on milk crates outside bodegas drinking 40s, still think… Continue Reading →